A spoof and a tale of horror

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“The Dictator,” directed by Larry Charles. Starring Sacha Baron Cohen, Anna Faris, and Ben Kingsley.

“The Dictator” is over-the-top hilarious; Sacha Baron Cohen’s character, the heavily bearded Admiral General Aladeen, in a militaristic, beribboned white suit and cap, is the dictator of the fictional oil-rich country of Wadiya.

In a speech about democracy versus dictatorship, Aladeen riles up the crowd by asking if they want to live in a country that spies on its citizens, arrests them without charge, and imprisons them indefinitely; and also assassinates its citizens who happen to be friends or relatives of suspected terrorists who are in another country at the time. Hopefully, the audience gets that he is talking about America, espousing truths that no mainstream media would dare touch. The self-important major TV newscasts anchors reporting on Aladeen’s every move are portrayed as a bunch of well-groomed, clueless nitwits.

Aladeen’s handlers hire an imposter because Aladeen has decapitated so many detractors that Wadiyans want him killed. On the lam, Aladeen ends up in New York dressed in the rags of a homeless person; he runs into fellow countryman Nadal (Jason Mantzoukas), whom he thought he’d ordered beheaded. Nadal now owns a restaurant called Death to Aladeen. He then gets involved with an organic foods co-op run by Zoey (a gamin Anna Faris), who outfits the 6 ft. 4 in. Cohen in a Take Back the Night Tshirt and baggy, baby-blue, thigh-length shorts. Without even trying, Zoey innocently and naively effects a major change in him.

The film touches on the U.S. dealing with the Wadiyan nuclear enrichment program; the push for an Arab Spring democracy in dictatorships. Cohen leaves no sensitive issue unscathed— such as female infanticide, women’s rights (women, generally), police brutality, racism- Blacks, Jews, Asians, and more. Still you will not hear an antiMuslim peep. There’s some bathroom and high-school jock humor throughout, but the concept is like a Michael Moore documentary, only totally fictionalized with bizarre characters, dialogue, and scenes.

Ben Kingsley plays Tamir, Aladeen’s right-hand man who plots to overthrow him. He is a dead-ringer for Hamid Karzai, complete with hat and cape, and the only character who plays it absolutely straight. The audience in the theatre was mostly women, and we all laughed out loud throughout. n “Chernobyl Diaries,” directed by Bradley Parker. Starring Jesse McCartney and Jonathan Sadowski.

Bradley Parker shot his film in the manner of the popular scare-fest “The Blair Witch Project,” using handheld cameras, and like that film, the characters film themselves. Three young Americans are in Ukraine visiting a friend’s brother, Paul (Jonathan Sadowski), who now lives there.

Paul bullies the others into joining him and another couple on an extreme tour run by Uri (Dimitri Diatchenko) a blocky, shaven-headed, alien-fromanother-planet-like dude. Their destination? Chernobyl—site of the world’s worst nuclear disaster until last year’s catastrophic earthquake and tsunami in Japan that damaged its FukushimaDaiichi nuclear reactor, laying waste to everything for miles.

The premise of “Chernobyl” is that the post-Soviet government is keeping secrets of what became of people who Sacha Baron Cohen as “The Dictator” didn’t, or couldn’t, evacuate the town of Prypiat, two miles away from the reactor complex, after the nuclear meltdown 25 years ago. The Soviet authorities had given the evacuation order. Everyone was given only five minutes to pack up and leave.

The film hints that the old, the sick, the invalids, and the infirm who couldn’t leave are imprisoned there to slowly die of radiation poisoning; the healthier ones are not allowed to leave lest they tell others about what’s really going on. We see this as a possibility in the fate suffered by Amanda (Devin Kelly) as the last survivor. (Of course, this is fiction. In real life, the abandoned city of Prypiat is open for guided tours, and frequently visited.)

Although the film is billed in the horror genre, first-time director Bradley Parker’s “Chernobyl Diaries” will disappoint horror movie fans. It is slow moving except when characters run through labyrinthine passageways trying to escape things that go bump in the night or flee ravenous beasts; and it is bereft of creepy, supernatural monsters.

In Uri’s beat-up military van, the extreme tourists approach the Ukrainian town of Prypiat, once inhabited by hundreds of families whose adult members had worked at the Chernobyl nuclear facility two miles distant. They are stopped at the gate by a guard, who tells them that the facility is closed due to maintenance. But of course, Uri knows a secret way in.

They take pictures of the area that once boasted tree-shaded gardens and a playground with a Ferris wheel and other rides, now eerily still and rusted. Led by a confidant Uri, they wend their way in the half-light through the still furnished apartments, a school with overturned desks, a hospital, and here and there a tattered, eyeless doll. They hear noises. Uri assures them that nothing can live here.

Then something happens to belie Uri’s assurance. They realize they should not have come, so pile into Uri’s van. Predictably, the vehicle breaks down; things go from bad to really, horribly bad until there is just one of the six tourists left, then none. One inconsistency is that the tourists start out exploring Prypiat on foot, yet appear to end up in the damaged reactor itself, two miles away.

I believe Parker’s “Chernobyl Diaries” is timely and important; but it got bad reviews. People wanted more horror. What can be more horrifying than a domestic nuclear plant explosion and meltdown, which kills people, contaminates, and lays waste land for hundreds of miles and for hundreds if not thousands of years? This could be the future for Okuma, Futaba, and other towns that lie within a 50-mile radius of the 2011 Fukushima disaster.

Most of the footage for “Chernobyl” was shot in Prypiat. I recommend seeing the Greenpeace and BBC videos of the history of Chernobyl and Prypiat, then and now, on youtube. n